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'of. Tarry town- lake, that fish
jumped put of water, flopped on
ice, then jumped back into water,
drawing sawed-out ice with it and
dosing, up the hole:
, It's a new one, "Bub." Go to
the head of the class.
Seven N. Y. boys, from 9 to 14
years old, have sworn to trace
every auto in N. Y. until they find
one that killed their playmate,
"'Buster" Fay, and then sped
Some advantages of royalty:
New time table established, and
Canadian express brought into N.
Y. 15 minutes ahead of schedule
'time to suit convenience of Duke
and Duchess of Connaught, and
Nora M. Frenzelmeier, 31
trained nurse, Lawrenceburg,
Ind., attacked and killed mouse.
Mouse, dying, bit her, and now
"she may die of blod poisoning.
John Hays Hammond called at
White House and suggested, that
Taft-"buck up and saw wood" or
he wouldn't have delegate to his
name, by June.
Trouble is that whenever Taft
throws off his lethargy, he has
such a remarkable facility for at
tacking the wrong woodpile. As
"There are those who do not
believe that all people are fitted
for popular government. The fact
is, we know they are not. Some
of us don't dare say so, but I do."
From Taft's speech in N. Y.,
There is something highly en
tertaining in the -spectacle of the
president of tbe United -States
telling the people of the United
States that they are not fit to gov
Samuel Gompers, president of
the American Federation of La
bor, has defied Senator Heyburn,
of Idaho, to prove his charges in
Gompers is disturbing himself
unnesessarily. The time is long
past when people paid any atten
tion to the outbursts of "Blody
Well, why don't you try peanut
butter? Or bacon fat?
According to some newspapers,
every Republican leaden in the
country, recently has assumed a
disguise and crept stealthily up
Sagamore Hill, Oyster Bay.
Dr. Harvey W. Wiley, pure
food expert, making searching in
vestigation of baby foods. Little
Wiley expected shortly.
Schooner Carmencita, smug
gler, seal poacher, and with as
bad a reputation as ever ship
bore, has gone to its end on rocks
off Punta Maria, lower Califor
nia. Crew saved.
Mr. and Mrs. Roy Barringer,
Saratoga, N. Y., did not believe in
thaws. Went skating. Barrin
ger was rescued.
Prof. Vladimir Sensinoff , rtoted
scientist condemned to exile in
Siberia by Russian goyernment,
had to attempt suicide before he
could get decent treatment from
guards. The guards had sensinoff.
Two London paupers ran away
from poorhouse, were married,
and returned. Now wife has left
poorhouse and husband, because
authorities wbuld not permit her,
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