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nocks him ouf, and whe - srets-
s'fuffed into a basket in nuraldin'si
shop, then a bunch of sumurun's
lady f rends frum the harem stick
nuraldin into the same baskit,
andismuggel it into the harem
gee, wot a picknick, while nur
aldin is makin love to sumurun,
the yung sheek srieeks in and
hands out the soft stuff to the
bqutiful slave, and they are
dansin the turkey trot and the
grizzly bare all over the place
when the old sheek wakes up
'you bet there is sumthing do
ing then, the old sheek kills the
yung sheek, and the hunchback
kills the slave, and the old guy is
just agoing to stick his sord in,to
nuraldin when the hunchback
winds up a pleserit evening by
stabbing the old sheek in the back
this is the end of the show, i
supose the idear is that sumurun
and nuraldin has the bodies of
Jhe dead ones carried out and
goes on with the party v
beleave me, its -some, show,
speshel music is played witch
makes your back all kind of
crawly when them sneaky and
murdery things is goin on, i hope
i dont dreem about the blame
thing johny
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say; mister smoker ithe
clipper is dangerous
Mr. Cigar Smoker, did you ever
stop to think of the dangers of
the cigar clipper that stands on
the case in the cigar store? Keep
your eye on one of these clippers
for a few minutes the next time
you drop into the digar store.
,. You'll see the o.ther fellow; come
in, buy a cigar, squeeze it a min
ute "or two 'to "make It" soft and
then put an end of it in his mouth,
before he clips off the tip: Why
he puts the unclipped'cigar in his
mouth is a puzzle, but if you'll
notice, you'll see that you. do the
same thing yourself, now and
then. '
Then he steps over to the clip
per and sticks the tip, which lias,
been wetted by his lips, into the
clipper arid off goes the tip. tYou
don't know what sort of germs he
left in the machine.
You're likely, however, to take,
them up on the tip of your cigar
when you thrust -it into the clip
per, after he has gone. When
you stop to think of it there is as
much, if,not more danger, in the
cigar clipper as there is in the
public drinking cup. "
The'best way to clip your cigar
is to use your pocket knife, as
shown in the illustration.
A Montana man left $150,000
to a Philadelphia girl who had
captured his heart, but who was-,
engaged to another. There's one
girl who;wdnf have, to take ad-,
vantage ofEeap Years -'
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