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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, February 03, 1912, Image 5

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When He Quit.
"Somebody really ought to get
out the society vote."
"I on'ce tried to campaign
among the Four Hundreds, but I
heard one woman tell her maid
not to let any strange politicians
kiss Fide, f and then I quit."
Washington-Herald.
Well-Known Characters
.Your neighbor's dog.
And his cat.
And his chickens.
An Odorless Car
"Look here," said Blithers, an
grily, "you sold this car to me last
week, guaranteeing that it was'
odorless and now it smells like a'
benzine trust."
"That isn't the car you smell,"
said 'the agent. "It's the gaso
line." Harper's Weekly.
"Are you ever afraid some one
will steal your wife?"
"Well, I ain't going to lock the
house, till she's taken." ?
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