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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, February 08, 1912, Image 17

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WAS PLAYING JULIET?
Why Not?
"What you see in that creature
to admire, I can't imagine," said
Mrs. Dubbleigh. "Why. she's all
made, up ! Her hair, her figure,
her complexion every bit of her
is artificial !"
"Well, what of it?" retorted
Dubbleigh. "If the world ad
mires self-made men why should
n't it admire a self-made- wom
an ?" Tit-bits.
Going" Some. -
"Modern journalism is a mar
velous thing."
"That's what. Some papers
manage to keep the baseball page
going all winter." Kansas City
Post.
IN LITTLE OLD NEW
YORK
By Norman.
(Bill Larkin Has,a Power
ful Bad Memery, the
J. O. B. Thinks.)
n. y., thursdy my good
niss, ive herd about sum
pritty good forgetters now
and then, but bill larkin he
has got 'em all beat
Bill is the kind of a feller
that would take a dog coller
out walkin without remem
bering to put the dog inside
of it
a cuppel of life ins. com
panys in this sitty are very
sore at bill about his bad
memery, but his wife she is
the sorest, beleeve me, this
was how it was
away back about 26 yeres
ago bill got married I dont
know why he done it, there aint
nuthing in the story about that,
maby one reason was that he liv
ed in brooklin
well after bill got hooked up he
took out 580 dollers insurence in
one company, and 1,000 dollers
with anuther that makes plenty
of insurence for a man that lives
in brooklin, becos he aint mutch
deader after he dies than he was
before "
then when bill had been marrid
11 yeres he went to work one
mornin and forgot to go home
mrs larkin she waited 14 yeres for
bill to show up, and then she col
eckted the insurence
the companys sed, where is the
remanes, and mrs larkin sed,
there aint no remanes, bill just

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