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OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUET
YOU U11BRELLR PSTS JAB
OR PROD SOMEONE EVERY
MOVE YOU MHKE .'!! HERES H
LITTLE OF IT FOR YOURSELF
SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT.'t
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A Sympathetic Pair.
A man wearing a yellow tie
with scarlet dots was riding to
town on a suburban train. A.s he
rode he kept looking pityingly at
a man across the aisle who wore
a green tie 'with lavender stripes.
Finally the man with the stripes
"You keep looking at me. as
though yo.u thought I bought this
tie. I wish to have you know" this
tie is not my taste at all. My sis
ter gave it to me Christmas and I
have to wear it. She lives next
door to me."
"Wasn't nothing about your,
tie at air," said the man with dots
"My wife gave me mine." St,
Uses of Time.
"I saved ten minutes a day afl
lunch, for twenty years."
What of it."
"Oh, it was well that I saved
all this time, for now I spend two
hours a day in the anteroom of
a dyspepsia specialist." Pitts