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for making faces at hubby, as it
were.
"I do not mean that I indorse
all the principles Woodrow Wil
son is advocating." Mahlon Pit
ney, Taft's nominee for vacant
seat on Supreme bench.
By which Hahlon probably
means he isn't progressive.
Seeing that Hahlon was nomin
ated by Cousin Bill Taft, nobody
expected him to be progressive, or
to believe the people t to govern
themselves.
Marguerite Hinckley, junior
co-ed, Univ. of Wisconsin, dream
ed she was cutting off ner hair.
Woke up. Found she actually had
done it.
Now then all together: What
is the matter with Wisconsin co
eds? S. W. Odell, 74, Civil War vet
eran, Kansas City, got divorce
because wife kept 35 cats, and
wouldn't heed him when he ob
jected to their sleeping with him.
Reading about Houston, Tex.,
fire got Mrs. Ella Schumann,
T ouisville, Ky., so excited, she fell
dead when she heard Louisville
fire gongs.
Coterie of Russians of St Pe
tersburg, have formed suicide
club. From all we've read of
Russia, we don't blame 'em.
"Jealousy turns women into
crabs. Don't be a crab." Mrs.
Mary Plummer to Woman's
Club. And she's been married
herself, too!
Cablegram received at Wash
ington from San Jose, capital of
Costa Rica, consisted of only one
word : "Earthquake."
By this time,San Jose probably
is no more.
Mrs. Junius Senatore, N. Y.,
mother of 7 children, - got real
peeved because" hubby was out
every night in week. Burned all
his hats.
Julius Brunling, N. Y., brick
layer, awarded $15,000 because
legs were shortened 3 inches by
falj from scaffold.
French scientists say year on
Mars is twice as long as on earth.
Gee whiz! Then these poor
boobs of Martians aren't half
'way through winter yet. ,
Parents of Lizzie Crabtree and
Lucy Trout, both 15, of Welch, ,
W. Va., too poor to send them to
school. Girls set fire to barn to
get sent to reform school. They
were.
James Shippy, 25, sentenced
tb four months in cooler at Mil
waukee for doing "Bunny Wig
gle" in street.
We should think James a can
didate for the henhouse.
Milwaukee bartender" found
wallet owned by Wm. Keikeffer,
rich philanthropist, which con
tained $2,500. Willie (a real
sport) tipped bartender dime for
returning wallet. Bartender's go
ing to have it framed.
California going to boom its
governor, Hiram Johnson, for
running mate with Roosevelt.
Teddy's speech at Columbus,
O., yesterday made some hit with
the Republican progressives.
There's strong for Teddy for the
nomination now.
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