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DOINGS OF THE WORLD BOILED DOWN
Robert T. Lincoln, son of Ab
raham Lincoln, was reported
dead yesterday afternoon. Rob
ert, who was playing golf at the
time, denied the report.
Chimin Chu Fuh, of Nan Seing
Kiang Su, China, won first prize
in oratory at Lehigh Univ., South
Any man who Jias to wrestle
with a name like that ought to be
able to orate some.
"I think that $12.61 a week is
a very good living wage, very
good indeed." Prof. Wm. H.
Bailey, of Yale Divinity School.
Now how many thousands a
year d'you think that rich man's
boob draws down ?
Mrs. C. V. Peters, Denver, gave
birth to baby boy on Union Pa
cific train near there. ' Doctor on
train attended her. Passengers
cheered uproaringly when baby's
first cry was heard.
Laura Drew, 19, has brought
suit against Fred Knox, 42, Ster
ling, 111., because, she says, he
hugged her so hard as to break 3
of her ribs.
Parisian women have taken up
boxing and think it an honor to
parade around with a black eye.
Gov. Harmon's military secre
tary, General Runckles, says An
dy Carnegie is an "undesirable
Let's all' get together and de
port Andy where he came from.
"I was robbed pure and sim
ple." Abe Attell, after Johnny
Kilbane licked the stuffing out of
him at Los Angeles.
Abe may have been robbed, but
it's a leadpipe cinch he wasn't '
robbed "pure and simple." Time
when Abe was "pure and simple" '
is as far away as his first pants.
Oklahoma Democrats going to
send 10 delegates instructed for
Champ Clark, and 10 for Wood
Probably Willie Randolph
Hearst will spank the Oklahoma
Democrats for that.
Four baby boys left by stork
at Bellevue Hospital, N. Y., yes
terday, all will have initials, G. W -
Bill introduced in N. J. assem
bly to tax all tab'by cats one dol
'Nother argument for suffrage.
Why not tax the. torn cats as well
as the tabbies, N. J.?
Johnny Morg, 124 years old,
and veteran of war of 1812, died
at home in Columbia, Ky., today.
In 3 weeks, ten first cousins, or
five couples, have been married at
La Crosse, Wis.
Nick Longworth, son-in-law of '
Roosevelt, who is supporting '
Taft, was asked what he thought
of pa-in-law's Columbus speech,
said: "It was a fine address. '
Goodbye." Snappy thing!
Policeman G. W. Moore thrust
hand in ice box of Wichita, Kan.,
"joint" to find out if there were
licker hidden there. There was a
live wire. G. W. will use eyes aft
Ethel Roosevelt helped cook
and serve own lunch at Outlook
offices, and some newspapers
can't get over it. So democratic, .
don't you know?. Why, in thun-