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agreed & play for the "movies."
Undertaker's of Springfield, 111.,
have decided they can mak,e their
business mqre, attractive "Jby call
ing themselves' ".morticians," and
the Springfield grave diggers, be
ing sorcabout it, have adopted
cute brown uniforms.
Six of his children, 15 of his
grandchildren' and two of his
great grandchildren, united in
celebrating the 24th. birthday of
Charles Crosier, Pittsfield, Mass.,
But then, although Charles
only has had 24 birthdays, he's
had 96 Christmases. Yes, this is
Alice Tierney leaves Washing
ton Sunday for a 10,000 mile trip
to Japan just to be married to
Harry C. Winn, naval academy
Harry ough't to pin swastikas
-all over himself. Most of us men
have to go to the girl, and, gen
erally, we go some before we get
her. & , ,
City Bacteriologist Harris, St.
Louis, investigated bad egg and
found it to contain "4,700,000,000
Mistah Harris, are you done
suah of yoh figgers?
'. Mrs. Esther C. Young, weal
thy society ,woman, has been
elected president of Columbia
.Telephone Co., Philadelphia.
First woman in country to hold
such a position.
Our advice to Mrs. Esther is to
hang' on theier watch and her
weir, "wherever she keeps her
purse-awhile attending meetings
of the board oi directors of the
through roqf of
ner time last nieht. .None or the
family hurt. &
Miss Norah Gretan nd L. N4?
Bliss demonstrated new hygxenid.-.
waltz to crowd1 of 2,00 daijefifrajHS
N. Y. .At no time did dancergecjf i-
within two ieet ot each other.
We risein our chairs to shoot
one, only one, question-afcMiss.
Gretan and Mr. Bliss t Why is a
waltz? - "
Also if Miss" Gretan and Mr.
Bliss should get their nea.t-waltzr
adopted, the novelists will have
to cut1 out the "as Reginald danc
ed the faint aroma of-Angelina's ,
hair rose to his nostrils land in
toxicated him" stuff. 4
Geo. McAllister, Murrayville,
111., au'ctibned'his "long 'silky"
mntictarlip tn Hnnct- Htiilrlino" flinH
of Methodist church. Bid in, for -"V -&
-$10. . J&.
T v -?.
TVlo knnkrr Unt-r-U XKfntfnn-U T
for two !
Walter L. Houser, campaigrf
manager for La Follefte, hasijj
sued statement sayingDQ9jseve
"double crossed" La Fdjgjjp. f1
A lot of people havehad,;
t ;j- ,i.. ni.ji.fi iiiV
stinKing iaea mat ieaay am
same thmg for some time,
Walter should remembert:
was only at the calVbf hts opv?
try." - 1
Big eagle has had" the gall -t&jz
feast on Jawn D. Rockefeller
chickens at Tarrytovn, N. Y
They .say Jawn's a.11 worked u
about it ' .. -