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wnen iney ignited n&ch Other.
Knicker How did he obtain
his medical education?.
1 Bocker He studied ,all the
names statesmen called each
other, New York Sun.'
An Unrealized Idyl dl the King.
" King Arthur had just invented
"Can you 'invent a bureau that
a, man's wife, will let him have
two drawers of ?"-we asked. -
I Dr. ConradL, at Clark univer
sity, has trained young sparrows
to sing likecanarfes ju$t by Rut
ting them with .the songsters.
Pretty .good evidence for the
"good company argument,"' isn't
IN LITTLE OLD NEW
n. y., toosdy well, if
there aint sum funny folks
living into this town, ile eat
in the papers- today is all
about the romanse of fritz
wineberg and his wife t ahd
its sumthing like the ro
manse of uppy sinclare and
his wife and hairy kemp,
only its different, because
miller he is in jaleand kemp
aint, not so far as anybody
mr. and mrs. wineberg
they lived up on 2d av. and
one nite a cuppel of , weeks
ago fritz come home and
found his baby doll ha.d flew
fritz he ses to himself, o well,
easy come, easy go, and he yash
ed his own tiishes and made his"'
bed and fed the goldfishes, all the
time wundering where in blazes
the dame had gone to
Ha! Ha! The Letter.
pritty soon he gets a letter
witch ses that if he will call on a
certen lawyer, maby it can be fix
ed up for frend&ife to come home
fritz lugs the letter to the po
lice, ancf they tell him to anser it
and ask the lawyer to come and
see him at his house, witch the
miller ses, mr. wineberg, i can
restore you your wife, but you got
to come across with the kale, ile
.take yoa-over to a place where
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