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n, j pa
6ush man when I'm mad. Push
youK-hic faesh through into
your hie back hair." J
John advanced upon the fence.
"AH right,-" He said. "Shorry
to have tp do it, L hurt me
- more'n it will you, but'l'm gonna
r-Then he looked over the fence,
"Shnakes !" he said) and fstart
ed off . for - police headquarters,
where? he burst in upon Desk
of hi shnakes- Crawlin' all
j)ver placed Ma,kin' oibe like
Duzzshuf : Mustbe hie- anarch
ish plpt." . x
"Houseman" yelled Murphy,
nd, when tne houseman ap
peared: "Put this booh in the cooler.
iyVilliam Finding Relief from, the
He's seein' little wriggly snakes,"
A So John didn't get home until
Monday, after he had paid his
The next victim -was quiet,
peaceable and henpecked William
1 Martinez. sWiiliam was taking
ms pay envelope nome,t Derorc
Mrs. Martin ezV got a chanfce to
got excited about it. He had been
used to taking a short cit
through the 12 acre tract bought
by Cecil, and was brought up
short by the wire" fence. He pon
dered a moment.
"It'll take vAp half an hour to
round the other way now. I
guess this Xellow woht mind, my
crossing over. I gqt get to fiofBfe
quick, or else Maria'll I guess
I'll take a. chance. V
Then h put his leg "over trie
fence. - :
"Bees," said William, who" isn't'
strong on natural history, "I'd
better be careful."
Then he Ipoked for a place' jtb
set his footNa"nd fell backward,
and promptly started put on the
run for the nearest barrel house.
where he didn't take time to order
,a drink, but applied himself to tl?e
faucet of a- barrel, thus coming
into conflict with the bartender,
who was an expert user of a bung
starter. Thisr explains why William
blearpeyed and battered, appear;
ed In police court Monday to an
swer a charge of wife desertion
preferred by Maria.
About 11 o'clock that nigrht.
PatrQlman Sullivan was dragging
himself home: past the 12 acre lot.
He was congratulating himself on
how he had escaped making ar
rests that night, and thus would
not have to appear in QpurfcjMon
day. ""r' "