-jt - -- ( FHrraPiiir"R ic qcw-s. jr L-i 'l announced. . -That was np news to us. We waited for him to continue. He. did. "J seen yer.'sign on the door," he drawled, "and thought I'd come in and see how yew was fiW" "I'm afraid I don't under stand," said the manicurist. "Do you mean you want a treat-' ment?" The fellow looked scared and backed toward the door. "Gol darn, no," he shouted, "they ain't nothin' the matter with me! You folkV in Chicago has such new fangled names fer everything, I jest made up my mind Ird find out fer myself what kind of a place yew was Tunnin' in here." - ' -o o FAKE NEWSPAPER ADVERTISING The grand jury at Louisville criticizes the newspapers foY pub lishing "palpably false, fraudu lent and extravagent advertise ments" of fakirs, with their allur ing promises, to the sick and suf fering. The grand jury report sajs: v- N "By publishing these advertise ments the press assists these,dan gepus criminals to operate their swindling tricks and devices, op ening' tip an avenue of fraud and deception. Over credul ous' and ignorant rpersoris read such advertisements in their fa vorite newspaper, which they have confidence in, and are influ enced thereby ' to pay a visit to these moral lepers." That is just as true of some o'f Chicago newspapers. The Hearst papers' are full of disgusting and misleading advertisements of medical fakers; and the owner of the newspaper who makes money by getting its readers to patron iz the quacks and frauds is no better than the quacks and frauds. If parents will read some of the villainous ads in the Hearst pi pers they will see that those pa pers ire carrying into the homes of Chicago, advertising filth that is sure to have a bad influence on innocent boys and girls who read jthem. The Joan sharks now being ex- posed by The Tribune secure their victims largely through ad vertisements in The News. Some of Lawson's millions were made by the business partnership of The News with these loan sharks; the money the sharks paid him for advertising came out of the pock ets of the victims of the loan sharks. Itjs a serious question wheth er any influence works more evil in Chicago than some of the ad vertisements printed by money mad newspaper publishers. -qo NEXT! Sandy wasat a big pajty in Chicago, and the dinner consisted of rich dishes. "Well," he Was asked,'w'hat will you have next?" "Ah," replied Sandy, thought fully, "I think I'll have indiges tion next."