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My, my, my! How reckless
our government is in rewarding
its "valuable" men! Doc Wiley
must have suffered frequent heart
shocks as he watched hissalarj
jump up during those 29 long
years of service to the people!
' Geo. W. Beatty, holdei of
American record for carrying
passengers in aeroplane, and
Beckwith Havens, amateur air
man, just mis'sed head-on poJh
sion while 200 feet in air near
Nassau Boulevard, L. I.
''Lack of transportation facili
ties .is another cause of famines in
China." John T. Procter, presi
dent Baptist College, Shanghai.
And we gather that i i this
country too many transportation
facilities is the' cause 'of the high
cost of living..
Willie R. Lovern, aged 3, Pel
ham, Mass, learned to smoke
pipe when one year old Now he
stops people on street and asks
for tobacco when it is reiused him
"Window breaking is not vio
lence." Sylvia P a n k h'u r-s t ,
daughter of the English "War
Horse of Suffrage "
Certainly not! Breaking plate
glass windows is mere playfull
ncss doubtless caused by the ap
proach of balmy Spring
While'Mrs. !Neada Burhop and
'er two daughters were' at break
'ast in, their home at Carlstadt,
H. J., trolley car jumped tracks,
struck their house and moved it 8
inches off its foundation.
Just because St. Patrick chased
alL the snal.es from Ireland is no
reason why a man should cele-
brate his birthday by loading up
with redeye until he sees vision
"Rushing at the advantages of
money without love is like sell
ing all the humanity in you for a
day's experience." -Lillian Mar
And we gather, from a study of
Lil's life, that she thinks rushing
at the advantages of love without
money is pure -foolishness.
Luther Burbank proudly shouts
that he has developed a stoneless
Never mind the plums, Luther J
What can you do with thelumh
ers'? The last one we called in
Richard Tovey, trapper, Mee
ker, Colo , climbed tree after
mountain lion, chased it out to
end of branch, and when it sprang
at him, caught it in folds of coat,''
and captured it alive.
We're not sure whether this In
dicates that Tovey is some .wise
gink or that his head needs look
Eight-legged pig has been borh
on farm of Jac6b Snavely, Shan
non, 111. ( ,
Meantime., the two-legged kind
keep right on a-propagating.
Robert M. Fair, of Chicago, is
known as the "human clock" at
Palm Beach. He is so regular in ,
hiswhabits the natives set their I
watches by him.
This is our idea of no sort of
reputation to have. Machines can
be regular. It takes i. man to be
irjegular, and hang his hat on the
chandelier out of pure lightness
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