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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, March 27, 1912, Image 17

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A LOST EXCUSE
"I see where a doctor7 says that
in a few years there will be.no
more disease."
i "I'll nave to quit playing poker
then."
"What's that gdt to do with
poker?" N
"There wont be any more-sick
friend for me to sff up with."
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' Boreleigh Chaperons are a
nuisance, aren't they?
Misshayre Oh, not always.
If it wasn't for my chaperon
some men would hang around
tne all day. Boston Transcript.
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The1 worst indignity a man can
show his wife is not to notice a
newibbon she has on.
In little old new
YORK
(The Junior Office Boy
Has Seen Some More
Shows.)
n. y., wednsdy all kinds
of funny shows comin to
.town lately
lme going to be careful
where i go, too, i pretty near
got the daylites scared out
of me the uther nite
a feller give me a ticket
to a show called ghosts, all
i knowed about it was that
it was that it was wrote
sum rushans was playing, it
well, by 'golly, them rush
ans couldent talk inglish,
andthey was playing it all
in rushan, i couldent under
stand a blame word, but
they was pretty good ackt
ers, and the star in partick-
ler he was sum ackter, beleave me,
a feller named orlineff
well, i could pick up that this
guy was going oft; his noodle from
the way he ackted, and i wanted
to see wht the finish was, so 1
stuck
i seen it, ll rite, hully gee, nev
er again, this guy just kind of
blew, up and caved in aU at wunst,
he was a feerful site
one woman setting near me she
holered and anuther grabbed her
head in her hands and said ow,
and everybody gasped
i am willing to admit mr. orlin
eff is a grate ackter,' but i prefer
lew fields or willy collyer for a
plesent evening.
then i seen a show called the
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