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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, March 30, 1912, Image 16

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Why He Deserved to Fail.
Alfred Gwynne Vander
rbilt, looking very fresh"" and
I young, a red carnation in
i the buttonhole o his mdrn
I ing coat, was talking to a
reporter about an unsuc
cessful competitor at the
, Madison Square Garden
i Ho;se Show.
"He failed," said Mr.
Vanderbilt, ''and he deserv
ed to faiL His ignorance of
horses was incredible. It reT
minded me of an old farm
er on ,my brothers farm.
"This old farmer, thrpw
ing down an agricultural
journal, once said to me
, with an oath: -
" 'I don't believe, -Mr.
t Vanderbilt, that the editor
i of this here journal knows
v enough about fannin,' to
"plant his feet in the road and raise
, a cloud of dust " New York
it Tribune.
v 0 0
Modern Girl.
He What do you call a real
j typical modern girl?
She One who prefers an heir
in the castle to a castle iri the air.
b Tit-Bits.
OSGAR AND ADOXUi
i AH THE CORONSR, WHO KHXro
PRESCRIPTION MO. 3'3, OH The 13TH
OP THIS MONTH WHO IS KeSfONSUiJ p '
jr- (-
i Nobody Why do you say that
Jones is a fathead?
Everyman Because he thinks
' he is as smart as I am. .
5 " DIPLOMATIC
, -First Legislator You-don't do
, anything for the Suffragists, yet
tney seem to use you. now ao
!t
Second Legislator Easy
enough. When they come to me
I tell them I'll be perfectly willing
to talk, about their voting when
they look old enough to vote, and
that sends them away smiling.
, o-ro
- It Didn't Matter.
"I'saw a man hurt in tbwn,
looked like your husband."
Sureenough? "Nice day, isnit
it?" V
"Arer?t you worried ?"
t "No, yesterday was pay day,
and I got it all."
V.
DoctorYou are in pretty bad
shaped' You must stop going to
those, cheap restaurants.
Patient But, doctor, the
prices at the other places would
makcme-ltiirsicker.
oumanage.it?

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