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the dore and he hollers through
say, youse in there, does any of
youse know a gerl 17 years old
thats flew the c6op to be a ack
terine wot does she look like, red, hol
lers one of the squabs
all i know is, she s a natural
blond, red hollers back
the gerls giggels for a minnit,
then one of them comes to the
door and she yells
novlissen to me, red, and git
what? say, and git it rite
you tell whoever is axin that
.there aint only 'one naturel blond
in this hole outfit, and that's you,
reddy old boy, and if you've
Strayed away frum your ma and
pa, you kin stray back as soon as
you want to
the bull pritty near arrested
red for what he said to him when
he axed him did he find the girl
This Is Cute.
So mild and mellow,
How it spruces
Up a fellow. '
Gets the cobwebs
Off the ceiling,
See the calf
A dancing critter
How the little
Birds all twitter.
With heavenly nectar !
Gee ! There comes
The coaT collector.
ABOUT PEOPLE "
The "Tragic Widow," Mme.
Steinheil has told what is said to
be her life story in
one of the spring
books. Mme. Stein
heil was the central
figure of a Paris
murder mystery in
i y u s. ine was
strangling her hus
band and his moth
er, but was acquit
ted by a. jury. At
one time her name
was linked with that of the late
Felix Faure, president of France.
While the $40,000 estate of the
late George C. Brinkerhoff, once
United States consul to Cuba, is
tied up in court, his 13-year-old
son is said to be actually 'innvant
"What made- you- become, a
member of the Society for the
Prevention of Cruelty to. Birds?"
"The milliner's bill for my wife
and my three daughters'!"
Isn't it awful Mabel? Jus
think of it, they're rnaking some
of the highbrow teachers out at
the Chicago university tell their
real ages. And one of the young
lady teachers blushed and admit
ted she was 45. No wonder they
got sore at Miss Mercy fpr being
I engaged, the jealous thirigsL ,