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something happened that left a
nasty taste in my mouth. Qf
course Tessie has been in the
game longer than I have, and can
fly rings around me when it
comes to aviating, but she needn't
hog all the glory.
I'd made a dandy flight and
had landed my Babv Kazoo
f ' '
lightly as a feather in front of the
reserved seat section and was get
ting a.great ovation. Tessie was
away up in the air for an altitude
record (alleged), and the audi
ence had forgotten all about her.
Jtist as I was the center of inter
est here comes Tessie swooping
down out of the clouds in her
CurKn-Martiss, and the necks of
everybody turned with a gasp tQ
watch her land.
Down she dropped out of sight
behind a neighboring cheese fac
tory, many people thinking she'd
met a terrible fate. But she curv
ed up into sight again and over
the fence with a flourish' that
seemed to say, "Just as e-c-easy !".
Everybody, of course, cheered
their heads off for her arid Poor
(Me was nowhere.
I don't call t sisterly to make a
grandstand play just when it will
grab the wild plaudits away from
me. I believe that woman is
A child's rocking horse moved
b an electric motor has been
patented by a New York man.
An advertisement in a western
paper says: "An organ to trade
for a lady's watcji qt. gotatoesii' ..
THE RESTAURANT CODE
Patron "Waiter, why is not
all of your bill of fare printed in
English? Part of it is in French?"
Waiter Them things
French is them we ain't got."
SURE HE WAS
George You needn't laugh at
me. I'm, going to be a great man
some day. I was named after
Bud So was I about 160
years after. '
The United States exported!
more than 12,000,000 pounds' of
dvnamUelastyear, . ' J .