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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, April 25, 1912, Image 16

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iPafrit looks better on an
old hquse than on an old
woman.
The train that I am not
going1 on is the one that is
invariably on tinte'.
The trouble with theJool
with money is that there is
never near enough o lum to
go around. '
In the advance notices of
the average marriage the
only goqd reason for mem
tioning the name of the
groom is so that the wed
ding gUests may be sure
they are throwing their old
shoes at the right mart;
- Puck.
r-o o
In a Few Words,
, AT LAST VERETT JB
t-
Iir-a Surrey court an old
woman was put in the wit
ness box to tell whar she knew
abouf the annihiliation o a prize
pig by a motor car. Being sworn
she was askea if she had seen,. the
car kill the pig in question.
ft seed it."
"Then," said counsel, "tell the
court in as few ords as possible
just how it occurred."
''That I can, zur. It justtooted
and tuck him."- Tit-Bits.
"" o o v '
Fair Enough.
THia -picrqe of awjolfN fc&
VCeS IT SHOW WM -QBATim L " 46
ne stuffing ovtpr you, JsfCQ te -nC m
THIS KINO Of A PHOTO f ( S
(i in i ! ,i I, i i 1 1 1 .. I...
nporcrp ' "Rnnpr -was down to
judge terriers at an English show4 that $he cannot1 tel them apart.
a snort tme ago, ana a provident
breeder,, who was anxious to win,
sent him a fine Yorkshire .ham
jus't befofe the sfioW. After the
awards were made and the giv
cr'sdpg' wWpla&ed second, the
puzzled ' exhibitor approached
George and said: "I say, mon,
wasn't there something wrpng in
that award? Yon know, I gaVe
you a fine ham'
George replied :N "Aye, moh;
but t'other fellow gie me a, whole
T
Someone or other once said:
"It's a poor rule tharwqrit work
both ways."
"Well, jtry telling mother that
she looks sb like her daughter
And theri try it on Tie daughter.
Do you knowwhatamotosa
cache is? It's a French motor
cycle which Women can ride while
Vfearing'ordinary skirts.
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