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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, May 14, 1912, Image 8

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" POOR KIDS! ' -
$ --..
"To keep the children off the
streets and help them grow up
useful members of society juven
ile work "rooms are to be opened
in Vienna," says a cablegram.
What a glorious lot of follow
ers of Christ we Christians are!
Save the children by abolishing
childhood. Snatchy the nursing
bottle away from the babe and
pub him in a sweat shap-lest he
learns to play and become a
member of society who can
work.
Society is weak and heedless
Make the children Avork out their'
own salvation at hard44bor!
APPROPRIATE HYMNSl
Real Estate Broker There is
a land of pure delight.
Chiropodist' How beautiful
ae the feet.
Haberdasher Blest be the tie
that binds.
Cornet Player Blow ye the
'trumpet, blow. -'
Soda Fountain Operator
Come thou fount" of every bless-
g
" ' Undertaker Hark from the
tomf)s a doleful sound.
Thief I love to steal awhile
' avay.
Manicurist Beautiful the lit
f tie hands.
Jeweler In the silent mid
night watches. '
Confectioner One s w e e tly
.solemn thought 1
Stockman The Lord my pas
ture shall prepare. . ' ;
Mortgagor When I can read
my title clear.
Seedman Sowing the seed. I
Aviator I will arise.
Milkman Shall we gather at,
the river?
Credit Man A charge to keep
I have. From Satire.
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The Blessing John Asked.
John is a small boy, the young
estvof a minister's family.
As a punishment for some mis
demeanor at the table it was de
cided tha't John must not eat with
the family at the next meal.
So his dhmer was placed on a
Small table at the end of the din
ingroom. When all wereseated the. min
ister said:
"Now, John, you should ask a
blessing, before you eat."
This was a new duty to John,
but he bowed his head and said
revereritlyT
"Our Father in heaven, Thou
preparesta table before me in the
presence of mine enemies. Thanks m
for tne food. Amen."
WEATHER FORECAST.
Warmer Fair and
warmer tonight 'for
'i Chipago and vicini
ty; Wednesday in
creasing cloudiness
and probably unset
tled ; brisk south
west to west winds.
afcCi
The patent medicine men will
be glad to learn that a Berlin doc
tor has discovered that alcohol
is good for neuralgia.
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