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SPEAKING OF THE SEVEN QNDERS, HEBEJS 1?IS
" 6tf REAt, SCARCEONES
The chemistry department d
Cornell university is .supplying, a
scientific bthly'with a.Ttisrof
seven up-i;o-aaie-wpnaer5. Txaerc
is the lis? iri-tfie rdePr tit im-
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lir fi CS T
Synthetic OttiBflg?! "" V.I
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Aeroplanes. . "
Panama danalt , " " 7 -Chemistry..
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Truly a list lot ponders " &Ut
there are other wdjiders, just, as
wonderful if not mere wonderful
than the Cornell Tihemistry- de
partment's wonders. Here's a list:
he preaide.ntiabcandidate who
'doesn t use uee& words to attract
attention'. , '
The man -who knows what
hdneyfugle ineanr without look
pgiiiuptf ; tlp. -
"blinirainw within h rnrittr
price.3 - -
'The waiter iWha rjefuse&a tip
' t Tie.wQfflan wjioxls flaw-entire
2 eatisfie wjth the fiat she
hidjntttMayi, .' t
I The mother-in-law who thinks
her sisin&w'frjbaby is'as cute
&aher-ownv 1 -3
The littt-fae2 Whfc: will step ,
over mui& puddles;, " ;
! T c. " "f3ni j
JUST THE SAME.
"What is the meaning of the
word 'honeyfugle' that President
Taft used?" inquired the puzzled
young lady. . .
"Well, it's hard to explain defi
nitely; "but it means about the
same ai 1iomsveggJ, answered
JTlR as much in the dark as
jeferywltlrall this slang;"
"I donknow how t6 explain'
ii, uutaLiuiuii) uicame as mm'
TOh, I see,' she gurgled, "It's
about the same thing as bam
A drop of ink makes rnillioni
think when written out on paper.
But blotted on the table spread
makes the good wife caper
okje s?&i .