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t Swat the fly as soon as may be, let this day your swatting day be
Swat the fly when s a baby, ere he gets his-many state.
h If he grows up strong and lusty, swat him with a -temper crusty, ,
Swat him when its wet or dusty, sStat him early, 'swat him late,
Swat him with a broom or swatter, let his name be writ in water,
Swat his wife, his son, his daughter, showno mercy to the clan;
Swat them ere they breed a millipn, wholn turn will breed a billion
Whtp will raise up seven trillion for the worriment of "man.
Swat the fly annihilate him all good folks abominate him.
Teach your little ones to hate him buzzing round thcgarden lot.
Tejl them how, from muck and swill, he carries round the bad bacilli;
Teach them how to knock him silly, with a single vicious swat !
Swat him by the score and dozen swat his uncle an4 his cousin,
Every place they chance to buzz in, smash 'em hard' and smash
Swat his mother when she's dizzy, smash his little sister Lizzie,
Keep your swatter always husywhere the insect crew is thick!
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Swat the Fly and swat him often! Do not let your rigor soften;
Bury him without a coffin with a million of his crew!
Spreading germs is all his mission, filthiness'his best condition,
And his total demolition is the end we have in view.
Swat the Fly he isn't pretty, either oir the' farm or city;
Swat him bravefyshow no pity, it is Best ioyhihuto die!
Swat him late and swat him early, swat him when hes small or
Swat him Man and Boy and Girlie Everybody, swat the fly!
,. Maggie Why did they make a
change in ministers at your
Annie The other one spoke so
often on the responsibilities of
marriage that none of the unmar
ried men in the congregation
Sew two brassirings to a new
bath mat so that it may he hung
up near the bath) "afteiJit has been
used, to dry quickly. ,.
The swqet girl graduate and
thcsmart boy- ditto are' now iell-
would propose. -Judge Library; J ing the land haw to run things.