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A FINANCIAL GENIUS
When the clink of coin coces
a-tinkling to your ears in the wee
Sma' hours of the night, and you
get hep to the dear wifie separat
ing your loose change from the
inside of your pants' pocket, don't
start a fuss.
It shows your wife's getting to
be a financier.
Mrs. A. M. Palmer, society
leader of Stamford, Conn., and
New York city, says this : "Wo
men are fast developing financial
genius, and a sign of it is their
going through their husbands'
pockets for loose change.
And if that didn't clinch the
matter she adds: "Men never
mch in their pockets,
which pYovelTth3they can't take
care ot their money, --w
"Women go thrbugh their
bands' pockets to take care of
their money for them.
"Women do not waste the
money they take from their hus
bands' pockets, they spend it."
Honestly, if we were Mister A.
M. Palmer, we'd hide a bit 01
spare change out in the back yard
OH, MERCY ME!
Put Out the "Grizzly," Girls, or
You'll Learn to Like Hugging.
Now, you girls who think you'd
like to engage in that grizzly bear
dance proceedings, you just stop,
read and ponder awhile.
Do you want a harrassed look,
a lumbering walk,hand dropping
like paws, rapid growth of finger
nails, abnormal development of
the muscles of the legs, a Savage
y flEse we w?ssN'
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tempervSP'growling voice, sleepi
ness in the winter time, and
please listen to this- and a fond
ness for hugging?
Well, if you do go ahead and do
the "grizzly," but don't say that
Claries H. Temple of Johnstown,
Pa., president of the Internation
al. Dancing Masters' Association,
didn't do his best to warn you.
He says that girls who dance
the "grizzly" will turn into semi
bears. And it's bad on the fellows as
well ; it makes, them like that hug
ging business, too.
-She Do thoughts that come to
you longago ever return?
He (a poet) Yes, if I enclose
a stamped envelope.