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aint the only party in this dump
that has got your trubbels, se
mr. smith, theres a dame in the
room next to mine thats goin to
drive me crazy inside of a week
if she dont git into jale befoar
that time, witch i think she will
evry morning just when i am
trying to git a little snooze that
woman's telafone "begins ringing
i can hear evry word as plane
as can be, and evry call she gits
is sumboddy hollering at her t6
pay money what she owes for
hats or shoes or dresses or joolery
or sumthing, she must owe evry
boddy in the wold but the under
taker and mayby she doesent hand
them a swell line of cussin, she
yells like an injun, and she ser
tenly knows a lot of things to say
that i thought no lady had ever
heard about
mrs". jones she begun to look
kinda funny, and she ses, wot is
the number of your room, mr.
smith
245, he ses, what is yourn
246, ses mrs. jones, and the din-1
ner party was spiled rite there.
johny.
Dry Clean.
To dry clean corset lay corset
on a table, as flat as possible, and
rub with pumice powder, using a
firm piece of flannel. Moisten the
powder and apply where there are
very dark marks ; leave as a paste
to dry and roll up till next day.
When dry, brush with clean
brush. This powder will also take
greasy marks out of a delicate silk
dress. ,
BJTS OF NfiWS
Greenwich, Conn. R i c h a r d
Harding Davis celebrated mar
riage to Bessie McCoy by giving
outing to 500 young girls of East
Side, New York.
Rockford, 111. Joseph Schmidt;'
retired butcher,, shot and killed
himself on steps of cemetery
chapel.
Rochester, N. Y.-Wm. Cline,
aviator, made record for sustain
ed flight in hydroplane at Cayuga
Lake Park. Covered 101 miles at
height of 1,000 feet in 1 :58.
San Francisco. Pacific Mail's
disabled steamer City of Panama
picked up at Point Pines by Rose
City and is being hauled to port.
Seattle, Wash. N. C. Stand
ish; Chicago, here in search of
son, Will, 18, who eloped with
woman, 31. -
Rockforfl, 111. Arthur Trapp,
12, grabbed chain on electric light
post. Electrocuted.
Tokio. Baron Yoshiro Saka
tania, former minister of finance,
unanimously elected mayor of
Tokio.
New .York. Supreme Court
denied motion of Henry Clay
Pierce, oil magnate, to re-open '
judgment of $171,000pbtained byf
Mrs. Alice G. Rycroft.
Berline. 4 members of gun
crew killed and 4 others fatally jn-jured-when
gun exploded during
artillery practice at Cerkeny.
. Detroit, Mich. J. D. Strong
wants room rent back because he
killed 28,000 bedbugs, while over
1,000,000 escaped. Claimed she
told him he would occupy room
alone.
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