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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, July 11, 1912, Image 16

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WHEN, IT'S HOT. -
f By Berton Braley.
' When it's hot,
Truly hot,"
Is it funny? It is not!
It's a tragedy, that's what !"
You just sit around and pant,
For escape the heat you cart'tj
And distressing is youHot.
Hpw you sweat
When you worjk!
How you fret
When you shirk 1
Since you scarce can do a jot
When it's hot.
You're dUpleased with what
you've got,
And you think the World's ail rot,
While you dream and scheme and
plot
Of some pleasant gardeh spot,
Or some cool and dripping grot
With a waiter who will trot
With some long and icy drink
what's the use
That's a dream !
All that YOtJ can do is steam
Like the deuce,
.Seethe and simmer like a pot
When it's hot,
TRULY hot!
SHE WAS MISSING
Brown owned an auto that
could go some and the speed bug
owned Brown. So when he weht
motoring Brown always tried to
fiit Jer up to about a million miles
an hour.
One day Mrs. Brown invited
Mrs. Smith for a "spin. Brown
saw that Mrs. Smith Was timid,
sD he reassured her.
' He said, "Sit 'tight. Don't say
vem, i My nod ae a gr34t
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a word, You will be all right."
As the Speed of the car in
creased, Mrs. Smith said, "Mr.
Brown !"
"Don't say a word. It is all
right," shouted Brown.
Irt a few minutes they ran 6ver
a fdugh place, which tossed them
around a few.
Mrs. Smith again said, "Mr.
Brown! Mr. BroWnl"
"Keep quiet. Don't talk,?
yelled Brown, through the dust
"But Mr. Brown ! Mary has not
been with us for some time!" .
An American fountain pen
manufacturer has devised a pen
cylinder Which - contains glass
Windows through which may be
sCen the amount of ink within.
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