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Thud Just the man I want to
see. I want you to join our glee
Slap-Do I have to sing?
Thud Not necessarily. We,
only want a few more fellows to
pose on the platform and look
Slip Count. me in. I have a
pair of low cut patent leathers
aiid a pair of wine-colored silk
socks I can wear.
Thud I see you are up to the
requirements. By tne way, can
you dance? There's a dance after
, Slap iSure. I'm a good bari
tone dancer. How many voices
, Thud Four, going on five.
The quartet has every number on
the program anyhow.
Slap ,Don't you carry a
Thud Seldom. The chorus
generally sobers , up before we
have to carry it We have a full
mandolin orchestra, though.
Jimmy Jenkins (to new boy in
neighborhood)-j-What's yer old
man do? What's he work at?
Harold Harrington (loftily)
He is on the bench.
Jimmy Jenkins Den he must
be wit' soma bush league, kid, for
dere ain't no sich player in the
National or American.
A French scientist advises us to
eat egg shells and throw awy the
yolks and whites. Which is a
mighty good suggestion as far as
the average cold storage egg is
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