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'After an inspection that left no
doubt, they hurried away, Junior
jubilating triumphantly. But Sen
ior was heavy with his sin.
"Junior, I ought to -I must
confess to Helen, I "
Junior interrupted him wrath
fully. "If you say a word I'll
swear that you are crazed by the
fall, so help, me heaven I Now
They glared at each other anl
instant, then Junior's ready laugff
bubbled out, joined presently bjb
Senior's unsteady, shamed quaveri?
(Copyright by W G. Chapman.)
Some people laugh aloud "Haw! Haw!" when swollen is their neigh-P
And maybe it's a funny sight; but woe unto that foolish wight ?
Who dares to laugh or jibe "He! He!" when toothache has a grijf
on me. '
Of all the pains a man can know, the 'toothache brings the greatest
It jumps, it dances and it turns, it stabs and cuts and bites and burns
It makes me groan in deep despair, it makes me sob, it makes me
I cannot work, I cannot rest, there is no peace within by breast. j
The world is dull and bleak and gray no matter what the kind of dayj.
The toothache victim holds his jaw; his nerves are sensitive and raw.
He paces up and down the floor three hundred thousand times or
And if you say a word to him he'll look at you with glances grim,
And though you may have meant him well; he'll tell you you can?
go to hell. ff
-He hates his foes, his comrades too, there is no sunshine in his viewS
It would not take a heavy twist to make of him an anarchist.
That pain would shake a Trappist's calm and make him want to?
throw a bomb. '
The toothache victini's not to blame. If you were he you'd act the
So treat him kindly as you can, for he's a most unhappy man!
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