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let the old guile go it, she says,
he yfilF hit a stone wall one of
these days, and he will hit it so
hard they,wit have to pry him
out.
well a few days ago, mr. fred
ricks he jsays to his wife, iye got
to run down to atlantick city on
hisness
run along, she says
he dident go -alone, as you
mite guess, and that evenin him
and his baby doll was eatin in a
swell eatery by the oshin waves
then they set on a bench on the
board walk till quite late
--then they stroled back to the
hotel, and the lady says, excuse
me a minute while i powder my
nose
Jshe may b6 still powderin it
for all mr. fredricks knows
he don't care so mutch about
that but he wishes he had sewed
up hfs coat pocket that had the
wallet in it with 2,000 dollers
-because it went, along with the
baby doll, and he knows they
aint never coming back
anbUhe things mrs. johny fred
ricks says is.making it very hard
to bear v Johny
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OFFER REFUSED.
The golfer took a long shot and
ahard one and a wild yelp indi
cated where the ball had floWn.
In fact it had struck the head of
the, terrier which .Mrs. Giles had
taken wither on her shopping
expedition, and, when the golfer
reached her,, her pet had expired.
Mrs. Giles expressed her feel
ings graphically.
"My good woman' the golfer
protested) "don't be so upset 1
will replace your dog."
She looked at her fallen pet, shq
looked at the man, and drew her
self up with marked contempt
"Sir," she said, "you flatter
yourself!"
BITSOJFNEWS
John 'Nudleman, commission:
man, 1439 S. St. Louis ave., kick
ed in the back by farmer's horse
at W. Randolph and N. Green sts,
Denver. Hiram Johnson o
California,, nominee'for vice pres
idency on the national progress
siye ticket, speaks at Denver audi
torium tonight
Washington, 800 marines to
day sailed for Nicaragua from
aboarcf the California. This will
-make the total American force
there 1,800.
Pittsburg, Pa. Benj. F. An
derson, 46, elevator inspector of
Cleveland, O., fell 60 feet down
elevator shaft when iron grating
gave way. Killed.
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Tough Luck.
Irate Customer Waiter, where
is my order?"
Waiter It!s coming, sir.
Irate Customer That's what
you told me half an hour ago.
Waiter I know, sir; but the
boss' iog got your steak and
we've had an awful time getting
it away from him.
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A four-gallon pail full of water
may be purified with a single tea
spoonful of alum. Let it stand for
a feW hours. The impure particles
go to thebottom.
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