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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, October 14, 1912, Image 10

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cat company to return to her
home.
"I have registered and will vote
for Wilson," said Miss Rasmus
sen. "Politics is much more ex
citing thanposing and ranks well
with theatrical excitement."
STORY BY JOHNYv
n. y., oct. 14. some show, take
it from me, some show
i seen at up to the hudson the
ayter the other nite
a play by the name of man and
souperman. i aint got no idea
what that means, there wasent
nothing about soup in the play
and yet again, maby there was.
i guess thats where the hero was
when the 3d ackt was finished
the play was wrote by a guy
named gorge bernerd shaw. i un
derstand he is supposed to be
crazey,, but if he aint got some
swell dope on this getting mar
ried thing then ime a liar
the herois John tanner, -a ritch
yung feller that has all sorts of
skandelous notions in his head
he dont beleave very mutch in
marridge, and ih& last thing in
the world he wants is to get mar
ried ' ' v
that will be. his-finish, he says.,
as long as he is single he is some
thing, but as soon as he falls' iovr
the shackles he will be just a half
portion of nothing
also there is a beoutifull yung
lady that wants to marry John,
her name is ann
John has got it all framed up
for ann to marry a frend of his by
the name of richerd, who is in love
with her J
ann has got a yung sistog and
John thinks pretty well jailer,
but do you think he ever gets to
take her out riding in hisauto, or
anything f
nix, he does not, and he mite as
well vote for the probition can
didate for presadent as to boost
his frend richerd. sov loner as its Q
'him and not richerd that ann
wants
ann lies about her sister, and
she lies about herself, and she lies
about her poor old mother, and
invents everything you could
think of to try to make John pro
pose to her -
the poor sucker is in love with
her, but he has made up his mind
that she shall not make him mar-
ry her
ha, ha
the poor rummy, a fine chanst
he has got
finelly he gets wise that she is
going to land him sure if he
doesn't do something desprit, and
he goes away in his auto, about
2000 miles
ann goes after him in anuther
auto
i will not marry you, he hollers,
when she' has caught up to him
but he does
i'll bet there is many a married
man goes home from that shower
noc saying notning, due aomg a
hole lot ot thinking johny
o o
Wife It must be5 a very small
flat that the Smythes have taken.
Husband Why?
Wife Because I saw Mrs.
Smythe this morning buying a;
folding tooth brush,
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