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deville, president of" Northern
.Now which wquld give the
most relief to Stop buying eggs
or to go out and gallop a few of
It seems to be as easy to find A
bomb in Los Angeles, as it is to
find a newspaper thug in Chicago.
Bulgars captured two Hearst
war correspondents and are now
holding them in the hope of find
ing out what makes a Hearst war
correspondent tick so.
The Bulgars had-better be care
ful though. Willie Randolluf
Hearst might get mad and de
clare war on them. .
Probably the .easiest way of
capturing the latest auto bandits
would be to make all the thugs in
the employ of the trust news
papers account for their actions
during the last twenty-foui
At -the same time, we respect
fully petition the bandits of Chi
cago to take to aeroplanes in the
future. We'fe tired of writing
IT HAPPENED IN BOSTJDN
Boston, Nov. 25: Is Boston
the seat of culture and the hub of
the universe? It sure is.
Listen: Marion Craig Went
worth, dramatic reader, play
right, suffragette and all -that, has
kindly donated one perfectly good
husband to a woman friend.
The husband is Franklin H.
Wentworth, Socialist lecturer
and writer. Friend wife No. 2
was Miss Alide. Chapman, who,
among other things, studied elo
cution. The first Mrs. Wentworth in
parsing a good husband along,
recommends him as a "model hus
band and father;" and Mr. Went
worth recommends his former
wife as "faithful, demoted and
Ok yes, there is a child Bran
don, aged 6. He goes with his .
mother; But if Wentworth lives
Up to his first wife's recommenda
hori as A "jnodel husband' and
father," there a chance for la new
family by the second venture.
Wentworth is only 39, and the
hew wife is 25.
"I should have been herd long
before1 this," explained a visitor t
as he entered the -doctor's con
sulting room, "but you know how
these things get put off,"
Here he -was seized with a fit Of
"A nasty cough," said the doc
tor, critically "but not, I, think,
"I just come round- " re
sumed the stranger, but the doc
tor cut him short.
"Say no more' he interrupted,
i'l understand your cae perfect
ly. Just expand your chest and
say 'Ninety-nine' in a deep voice." '
"It's all right, doctor," said the '
visitor. "That cbugh" comes from
chewing tobacco a 1)dd Jiabit, I
admit. But what I have to say Is,
'L99: That's the amount you
pwe the gas company, and I'm