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The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, December 12, 1912, Image 16

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STORY BY JOHNY
n. y., dec. 12. gee, but falling
in love does make an awful boob
out of some guys
when a bunch of people at one
of the steambote piers seen a fel
ler abputi 6 feet high down on his
kneesaskinga skirt toHnarry him
they thought itwas some kind of
a moving ""piqkture stunt getting
pulled off
britSt wasent. it was on the
level
the "Ingguy was fredrick von
schweitZer, and he is an orfiser in
the genmen army
He has been over in the u. s. on,
a vacation, and he has been put
ting In his time chasing miss mar
gret miller around the country
2 years ago when miss miller
was in hamburg, germerny, fred
rick got a"nc)ckdown to her and it
was all off with him
all the time that he could get off
his job he was crawling around on
the flore wearing out the knees of
his pants and" asking miss miller
please wouldent she put him out
of his mizzery by saying one
sweet word
well, "she wouldent say it, and
her pa he said a lot of words from
time to time, which i aint agoing
to repeat here, because the editor
wouldent print them
but nq.thing would stop this
poor gink, 'he just kept on chas
ing after the yung lady and pes
tering around till here he was on
the steambote, ruining a new pare
of trousers and cluttering up the
deck
please, please give me sum
hope, he hollers
, JHf
( 15ER. hogs, j -heat L
r&. SLA fvffjL H
1 r
ile give you sumthing, sas.
miss miller's pa, if you don't gi
up and beat it ' C
just then alongcame 2 stewalJ
carrying a trunk, and the one tn2Efc
was backing up dident see frest-i"
rick, and him and the trunk aigH-
fredrick and a ornamental pafjglg
tree went over in a heap
when fredrick got put from uns
der the reckage, miss miller h
hid herself in her stateroom,
he dident have no ticket on
steam&pte, so he had to git off
that's what f call a sad case
johny
Glasgow college boys have
to smashing suffragettes. Spipjl
body is going to get spanked noV
sure; s

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