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"Mistah Scahborough, "what
ever did yfl' do with dat house
yo' had fo' rent?"
"Dat house, Mister Paindex
tah, am in bad repair since de last
cyclone. When Ah called dere
after de rent Ah couldn't collect
"No; de house. Say, what be
came ob your brudder who had a
job holdin' rivets inside of boilers
at de boiler works ?"
"He" am gone to Montana." t
"Wh'at he want to go to Mon
"He didn't want to go he wiiz
inside a boiler.'' Say, a friend of
mine needs somebody to mow de
lawn, milk a cow and make him
self odderwise useful."
- "Well, Ah kin mow a lawn and
milk a cow, but how could a man
make hisself odderwise useful?"
"By keepin' de cow off de lawn;
Say, how do you reckon Solomon
, proposed to all his wives?"
"At a mass-meeting, Ah guess.
Do yo' know what a frog's politics
"He befongs to de Greenback
party. Ask me a hard one."
. "Who wuz dat frend ob yours
wif a pool ball in his throat?" "
"Dat Wuzn't no pool ball. Dat
.wuz his Adam's apple.'" j -
"Well, it wuz a pippin !"
"Persons who came in late can
flow come up in front and find
plenty of room in the seats "va
cated by those who went out dur
ing the Grand First Part. The
orchestra, led by Prof. Batonsky,
will in the meantime play the in
termezzannine from 'Cafeteria
Rustycannon.' Strike up, profes
sor!" CULTURE BUTTERMILK
So many inquiries have' been
received for a formula by which
to make "culture" buttermilk that
we have decided to give one gen
eral answer to cover all.
Take one quart skimmed milk
without preservatives. Heat un
til it begins to simmer. Put bot
tle in cold water, add one-sixth
quart of hot water. When the
mixture is about milk' warm add
one lactone (or culture) tablet
Cover it up. Then let it ferment
at the temperature of room for
Keep it cold till it is used up.
Don't forget to shake it before
If the buttermilk is, to be made
out of the whole milk, and not
skim milk, use a third of a quart
of hot water instead of a sixth.