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presented himself at a country
school, dragging an oyergrown
boy reluctantly through the
"What's yer limit here? This
boy's after an education," he re
marked. The timid teacher replied that
the curriculum embraced reading,
writing, arithmetic, geography,
history, Latin, French algeb a '
"That will do," interrupted the"
farmer. "Load him up heavy with
triggernometry. He's the only
poor shot in the family."
Jack How are you going to
spend next summer? Tom I'm
going to spend it traveling from
one seaside place to another un
til I find a girl worth a million or
two who wants to be loved and
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