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"Mistah Poindextah, did yo"
know dat mah brudder wuz work
in' in a automobile factory?"
"'No, Ah didn't, Mistah Scah
borough. What am he doin'?"
"He puts de limbs in limou
sines. Say, am yo' brudder got a
"Yaas, he's workin' in a uphol
stery establishment puttin' de
tresses in hair mattresses. Say,
where did yo' go to when yo' left
"I had an engagement wif a
"Did he fill de engagement ?"
"No, he, filled de tooth. Say,
am yo' widely traveled?"
"Yaas, everybody walks on me.
Say, one ob de places Ah visited
wuz Italy, where Ah seen dat fa
mous tired buildin'."
"Tired buildin' oh, yo' mean
de leanin' tower of Pisa? Hab yo'
ever been in Rome and stood in
front ob de Coliseum ?"
"What's de name of dat saloon
"It ain't no saloon, it's a ruined
"Ah guess movin' pictures put
it out ob business. Say, wuz yo'
ever in de British Museum ?"
"No, only in a dime museum.
Say, did you enter Shakespeare's
house at Stratford-on-Avon?"
"I tried to, but it had a burglar
"A slight intermission will en
sue while a committee from the.
audience blindfolds Mr. Carpen
ter, who will play a Rouble xylo-,
phone solo, rendering 'What Is
Love Without a Heartache' with
one hand, and 'The Scrambled
Egg on Hiram's Whiskers' with
the other. Aboslute cmiet, please."
KILLED IJ HILLMAN'S
Mrs. Mary Dors of 323 South
Winchester avenue was killed in
Hillman's department store yes
She fell doiffc an elevator shaft
from the fifth floor to the pit. Her
body was horribly smashed. Her
identity was not established until
early this morning.
The exact manner of the acci-;
dent is not known.
Unsettled weather, with prob
ably snow flurries tonight or
Wednesday for Chicago and vi
cinity; warmer tonight, with low
est temperature about 28 degrees
above zero; moderate to brisk