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ifjm "Say, Mistah Schbqrough, .do stejlaf attraction, Ragiimo, the ;
aT know mah brother hab gone Pianomaniaq. He will render " ,
I .'JP into Wall st.?" up-to-date music on the1,babiy
- "No, Ah-didn' knowhe went grand with both hand ted be' k
Hi into Wall st.', Mistah Poindex- hind him, playing entirely by '
1 1 " tah. Wha'fo' did he.go into Wall, ear."
I l. "He went in dere to sell sho'e ftij 1 '
I I strings. Say; what am yo' nephew JttP - flKw ' ' k
v doin' now, de one dat used .to run -Hr mT '
w a. cooperage?" . ; rfV.
tWf "Oh, he's in Wall St., too he's- ' W Jft .
Im ' runnm' a bucket' shop' lfife flBfl
rJmf- "Did he tackle de stock - ex? lY Hf
IK"; i change-wif his eyes open?" ; Mmw "f7 '
f fife ' "kT 'Ut hac denl 0Pene(i- l""2i ImK ' :
jag pretty soon. Say, hear about one , nMT .
fejsh ob TJncle, Sam's warships goin' to ' . . t
de bottom yestiddy?" ? I"" t , ,, J.
I'fflL-. '"A battleship?" "What made- Runcorn .marry
.p - "Naw, a submarine. Say, did that-widow?" . v
PfflrC y' yei: rea( wnere Noah had "Did you, ever drop a. penny in
feK vegetables on de ark?" . a weighing machine, and then find ' v
SB- "What vegetables did he.hab?" the thingr won't work?'J '
111" "Porcupines," - ' "Yes." . ' ? .
""Dose ain't vegetables, man." "That's the reason.". .
fmS' "Yaas dey am, dey!s a prickly "What do you mean?" .
vm- pair' Say,' yd' biight to.been .at "Co,uJdh't get a. weigh." . ' r
NeF 1 dat entertainmen' down "to mah . - o o j' j f
n;W-' . house last night. "We had a con- Minister My dear little boy; : ,
cert given by a orchestra." ' why don't you carry an umbrella Y .
fill- "DatVwha' yo'-got de vest ob whenlt graining like this? Dear
Bis' me ebery time I hab a; orchestra Little Boy Since pa:' has .stopped
ffe. it-makes me pay fo' de concert." going to churchhe never brings., ' -
y "We mll now introduce the homeny .moraimbrelias. - '