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it But then, mebbe he expects 'em,to do most of their eating at noon' for he allows 90 cents fior'seven lunches. No danger of anybody getting the gout if they tackle a Thome diet," They sure won't eat-their mealsjat the College Inn. For they have to start in twitfi vapor soup, wind up with' wind'pud- ding and. pick their teeth with a Tain bow. ' Joe-Baschvof Siegel-Cooper, says ;he' believes immorality is a state of .mind. Now, if somebody will kindly ask Joe.if he knows what a state of mind is, melibe we can get at what he knows about things in general. FROM DIANA'S DIARY . Miss Dillpickles Educates, a Parrot "to-Assist Her in Coaxing a Proposal from Leslie Lawncastle, an Obtuse Young Man, Who Is Her Heart's Choice. "He isn't a bit jealous. When Intake Joe's ami, he walks along just as contented." By Fred-Schaefer. I. Looking back over my diary to where the ink has started fading, I find that Leslie Lawncastle has been keeping company 'with me six years. And all he 'is yet is a friend of the family. Of course, it's my fault. If' he has been calling on me for recre ation, I've got a lady's right to say, "Here's your hat, -what's your hur-' ry?" But I hated to. do it, I like- Leslie. That!s why I've let him stall along. Some men need a lot of nursing. I've no doubt ' many a good husband has been lost .by girls being too impatient. I've be lieved, all along that it was' best' to give1 .Leslie, plenty of -.rope, and he would tie himself all the tighter. But he hasn't. There's another fellow, and I haven't' known him near, as - long as Leslie. He is - different Joe Pretzel -4besn!t come to. see me half.