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"Mistah Scarborough, where did
yo' get dat fifty cents yo' wuz spend
in' so freely-last ebenin'?','
"Why, vdat jndriey, JMistah Poin
dextah, Ahborrowed from a friend;
ob mine. He lent it to -me, ona gold'
"Yo' call dat- a friend? Anybody,
would lend'yb' fifty centsoh a gold'
watch" if youowhed. it"
"Ah guess "hes a triend all right
Ah didn't own it. Say,when yo,v
traveled across Indiana did yo' - see
de famous banks ob de .Wabash?"..
"How could. Ah? Itfwwz Wash'in'--ton's
birfday," - - "
"What dat-got to. do wif it?'.' T
"All de banks- wuz closed. , .Say?
yo' know dat pretty Maltese cat"Ah
had?" v , ;
"Yaas, a, very .affectionate.'vbe'au
tiful creature. What becamelob'herj?;!-.
"Wiry she!s goq'e'an' won!t come
back:'' - ' .
"Tut, iut,'a --ilcat .always, comes
backl" s ' ' - . ,
. 'Not'dis cat"?
"ATithrew-herin.de pond." ; '
?"Threw tierfha-tia-ha! Ah'll bet
,yo a dollar, she; comes-bacio
"Here.my dollar.!-,, flow- why will
she cpm'e,.back?" ' '
'Becuzd"at'porrid amifrpzen, an' ef
yo' thxowvher in sheCcbuld'tf drown."
;"Haridqberde money Ah threw
her ih'-befb'' it-froze"
t r''jftcfcderju allow the .performers
,time to change their clothes for the
oho .the house will be 'darkened and
a westernsmovmg picture film enti
tled iScarface Charley's;Race With
Uife. Navajo' 'will-ba thrown, featuring
; some -fiery transf er .company horses."
' GREED BY A. Nl ir D. " .
They sneered, they .jeered, atidfyryes, thejr,feared,;.
- - As they sat oh the witness "chair;, .r '
Rich jnen and strong.Vdefendirigthe :wrong
. Of truth' dragged from iPsVlair: " " ' ,
"It-isn! our 'fault that-girlSj.gp astray, , ,
It isn't because' we dqundt pay, V , ,.jt
-A living wager girls 4re made;. that way."'
Their wives,' "their sisters, theirothere.rcried, ,
.But, God!. Did?you.li6ten.a8'th"ose'men,.'Ue'd!"
Just to keepprour understanajng of
' the news straight .we rise'to remark
that the Mexicans now rebelling
. against Mr. Huerfa are to be called'
"constitutional rebels." It will be
easyfor the telegraph' editors to ab
breviate. this to "Con. rebels." This
-will be better than "Huert rebels" or
"Mad. rebels." . "
Milljonaire; Henry Huntington has
jusifsoldi hmevacres; of .realty at Los .1
Angefesjfor $3;006;000.;He paid. $250,
000 for it It is "unimproved prop
erty." Henry sat on "it? and paid "un
improved prpperty"-Al&xes, while ;Los
Angeles' - business-improvement toot
ed thi' value to $3,000,000. "Thim
who iath shall; be giveni"