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verely bruised. Robbers ;escaped
Herman Oellrleh, 64, 5321 S. Hal
sted St., missingySince last Tuesday.
Four men and two girts attempted
to take auto of Joseph 'VVerbert 1620
Tayjor St.," from chauffeur, when he
asked for 'fare in advance. He took
spark plug: and ran. When he and
the police 'returned the "would-be-joy-riders"
had abandoned the'car.
Miss Mary Roher, 22; 1659 W. 16th-
st., ten rrqm car. May die.
Rosina Arnponiellb, 17 months, 716
S. Center av., dead. Hot water.
Body of-mari about 35 found float
ing in lake'at Argyle av. Believed to
be that of man jwhp committed sui
cide three weeks ago by jumping
from high bridget at Lincoln Park.
Chas. Hassenb'rink 8, '69th av, and
Cornelia s'tseriously hint by motor
cycle of Chas. G. Schott, 230 Pot
wyne pi. ,
Robert Williams, 720 W. Jackson
"blvd., slightly hurt when struck by
auto of Chief, of Police McWeeny.'
Peter Njelpwoczycki, 32, 5115. Lin
coln av., seriously beaten when he
picked fight with street, car employes
after his cousin, Michael Slinger,-49,
was struck, by car.
Henry Siebrandt, 59, 7454 Parnell
atfT, killed byinterurban car.
Thos. Lavy,' 41, 705 W. 81st st.t and
H. S. Hogle, 2S, 4500 W. Harrison St.,
switchmen, .kiljed'by Chicago Junc
tion freight, train.
Stanley Victairsky, West Ham
mond, Ind.,,loyed Miss Josie Kowal
ski, i078,'Miiwaukee av. She loved
the flo"wers he brought her. He of
fered himself. She refused. He went
through the usual lovers' quarrel
about how he would kill himself. She
defied him. He went into the hall and
shots rang out. She called police and
neighbors. He had shot himself with
A -clock that's ten years old, or more,
Stands in our hall, you know
And we call that clock "The Visitor"
4 Cause we cannot make it go. i .
ROLLING BEATS. CARRYING '
Housecleaning time is here and
with "the taking down, of the pictures
to wash the frames comes the old
problem of moving the step ladder.
A step ladder is ,'an awkward thing
to trail abo.ut from place to place.
Let's not trail it ,this year. Put
casters on each of its four legs and
nush it around". You'll find it a-whole
0 o .
. Customer I wish I had as good
a head of hair as you have. I have
tried everything to, remedy my bald
ness, but with no good results
Watchmaker Have you ever tried
rubbing ;your head with steel? Cus
tomer Certainly not That's ridicu
lous. Watchmaker Why ridiculous?
Isn't it a fact that steel makes the
Book Canvasser in these volumes
you have the whole sum of human
knowledge in 'convenient form. Mr.-,
Meet Thanks, it's no usejo.me.
Book jCanvasser But your, wife, T)er-(.
haps Mr. Meek Oh,- she knows it.