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SAD, SHORT STORY
The Blackhand man he lit a bomb.
The fuse too short, cut he.
Two birdies now are nesting in
IBs whiskers, up a tree.
A gent was seen walking a London
street the other day, wearing a derby
hat with a two-inch velvet ribbon
on it .Hat shops will be changed to
millinery stores if this keeps on.
Polka dot patterns on men's hand
kerchiefs is a late stunt of the fash
ion blacksmiths. We will continue
to blow ours on an old-fashioned
WHY FIDO WAS FAT
"Madam, you have siich a well-fed
dog that I take it to be a sign of
"1 is. We. feed him on tramps,"
What causes rdd hair? Ima Red
head. It isn't caused, it just is.
What nationality is Abraham Lin
coln? Mrs. Ignorant.
He WAS American.
What is the cause of electricity?
What causes the voice to be heard
over the 'phone? R. W.
The person who is talking.
THE WRONGS OF IRELAND
"There's a difference in time, you
know, between this country and Eu-
rope," said a man in New York to a'
newly-arrived Irishman. "For in
stance, your friends in Cork are inJ
bed and fast asleep by this time, I
while we are enjoying ourselves- in I
the early evening." "That's always
the way!" exclaimed Pat. "Ireland?
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