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them. If you buy It at a news staid, lell others aBoilt it aricl gelinore of
them to buy. I have no canvassers except the one man who looks after tfie
carrier routes; and there is no way of advertising the paper except by its
own meritand by thoslwho like it Wiling others about it. You might buy
extra copies and hand tfiem to people you think might be interested.
The routine news of the day Is boiled down in The Day Book'. Its big
features are the things other papers don't print. So the most interesting
part 6i The Day Book is as interesting tomorrow aS it is today, and you
won't find it in any other newspaper.
THIS JUDGE WAS ONE OF THE
SWIMMIN' BUNCH HIMSELF
East St. Louis, III., June 6. Jus
tice of the Peace Blanchard proved
that "one touch of nature makes the
whole wbrld kin," when seven little
truants were marched into court by
a stern-faced woman truant officer.
They were charged with playing
hookey and goin' swimmin'.
"Where did you go?" the judge de
manded. "In Old Dead Crick," whispered
one of the little defendants.
The procedure of the court in
stantly changed, for "Old Ddad
Crick" was THEIR Swimmin' hoie
the boys, the judge's and th city at
torney's. "How's the water?" asked the
"Fine," said Herb.
"How deep is it?" asked the city
"Up to your chin," answered Willie
"Got a springboard?" Queried the
"Sure! Kin you dive, jUdge?"
"He's a shark," explained the city
Court adjourned after sentencing
the ydungsters tb a scolding that
wasn't very harsh, but there will be
a reunion at the "old swimmin' hole"
Wife Do ytiu know, Henry, ydu
haven't given fete a kiss for a week?
Absent-minded Professor Is it pos
sible? Dear me, J wpndef wnb it 6an
be that I've; been kissing the past
BALTIMORE -GIRL TO
' McADOO'S SON
Miss Eihei McCormick ot Balti
more, whose engagement to Francis
-H. McAdoo, son of the- secretary of
the treasury, has just been an
nounced. o o
Navy Secretary Daniels Has been
down in a submarine and up1 in ah
aeroplane and now they ask" him to
umpire a College ball game. May
get away alive, but just wait till ft&
serves as judge at a baby zhtwl
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