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Jacksonville people, asking them to
vote against perpetual license bill.
Columbus, Ind. Government
thermometer registered 100 degrees,
hottest day of the year.
London. Mrs. Viola McKenna
Hudson, Chicago, divorced wife of
Charles W. Hudson, found dead in
flat in St. George Mansions, West
minster. Gas asphyxiation.
Savannah, Ca. Dr. Guy Brinkley
was shot and killed by Miss Kate
Kittles, a patient, who suicided.
LaRe George, N. Y. Harry W.
WatrousK well-known painter, shot
and mortally wounded burglar whom
he discovered, in his summer home.
Denver. Ross L. Trevett, former
owner of Woodland Theater of Chi
Fond du Lac, Wis. August Schae
fer, 65, farmer, killed by lightning.
Niagara Falls, N. Y. Frank H.
Hermann, 35, Buffalo, leaped into
Niagara river from Luna Island
bridge. Swept over cataract
"THE PULLET'S LAY, OR LIE"
By A. D. Robinson.
By the side of her nest a Barred Rock pullet f
Sang Kackle, Ku Kackle, Ku Kackle.
And I said to her, "Biddie, dear, why do you set
If you Kackle, Ku Kackle, Ku Kackle?"
It's radically wrong," I feelingly cried,
"If you haven't an egg in your little inside,
And I very much fear you surely have lied
With your Kackle, Ku Kackle, Ku Kackle."
That pullet she flew in a deuce of a pet,
As mad as a hen when her feathers are wet,
And said, "I don't lie, I lay or I set
When I Kackle, Ku Kackle, Ku Kackle."
! he got on the nest with a look' in her, eye
mat cieany aenocea, "m set If I die.
Jut I really don't know what she signified by
i Her Kackle, Ku Kackle,. Ku Kackle. -
FRAIL HUMANITY , DEAR OLD FRIENDS
fOH HE'U. COME
WJP A g-d n
He's only drinking buttermilk
He has cut out the gay saloon;
No more he looks upon the stuff;
He is upon his honeymoon.
But barkeep's betting ten to one
. ,Tat he will see him pre.tty.sQQn.
"How do you feel?" the blackhand
Asked of his bosom chum.
"Well, comrade," he replied, "today
Tm feeling on the bomb."
Then, seeing no cop on the beat,
They had a blow-out down thejetreet,