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Sieve she said she- was born. for. a
'good time. No girk who stays at
.' home .with her mother and works to
, support herself and her child is look
ing for a good "time.
"Of course she did expect when
!-she married you, that she would have
Chappy time. Every girl expects that
! of her husband. And if you are a
man, you will start all over again
I -and make her a happy home. You
("would live with him, wouldn't you?"
the judge asked Mrs. Louise.
"If he will provide for me and stop
i-idrinMng' she answered.
f But "William was obdurate. He Just
&dn't like the idea at all.
6 tin, he may reconsider before
long, for the judge ruled that he must
give $7 each week out of his $12
present salary to the support -of Lou
pise and the baby, and, though Wfl
piam'&iawyer protested that this was
.nrafair as Willam couldn't posafbly
Fboardraiid clothe himself on $5 a.
f 3seek the judge let the order stand. :
So there is a possibility that under
rthe stress of paying Louise $7 a
I week, "William may conclude that
bthatidea of the judge's about start-'
gag-over again isn't at all bad.
A JOLT FOR WOMEN
j, ' Indianapolis, lnd., July 5. "The
'average American woman of today
jhas the spirit of a pig," said the aged
'."Mother" Jones, beloved champion of
Mhe miners of America, when she ar
1 rived here.
"The modern American woman is
, selfish, brutaL Watch them on a
"Street car. I've seen women get fight
ing mad because their husbands gave"
a shop girl their seat Women are
"much more brutal than men."
Mother Jones thinks the war in
'the West Virginia coal mines will
:soon be settled.
"The trouble down there is the
system," she said, "a Shylock system,
that makes one man a bloodhound
preying on his fellow, a vampire
sucking his brother's blood."
THANKS, VBUT WE DON'T MUCH
CARE FOR THIS IDEA
Another savant has discovered a
cure for the high cost of living.
The gink is a German professor
named Rudolph Lennhoff.
Very likely Rudolph has been liv
ing in a case for the last decade or
Anyhow, his wonderful discovery is
that if you wear a belt and tighten
the belt you will "reduce the human
Rudolph learnedly explains that
the result is achieved "through the
contraction of the stomach by the
pressure of the belt"
Rudolph's all right; he ought to
have a medal and an extra degree or
But we'd like to know why the
Vossiche Zeitung and the Journal of
the American Medical Association
felt called on to fall, and fall solemn
ly, for tins stuff.
THEY DO IN PORT
"The worst experience I ever had
was when we ran out of port in a
gale of wind."
"Gracious, I thought sailors always