Note the suspenders! Husbands
will have a chance to return those
embroidered monstrosities which
wifie has been- giving them at Christ
mas for years and years.
These hats are all shown at fash
ionable shops and they all have the
name of some famous French mil
liner in the crown.
Lace butterflies will be one of the
most popular of hat trimmings this
year, and the upturned ruche of lace
about the crown has reached such
.proportions that one can wear very
little other trimming.
The new dress fashions show a
marked inclination to emphasize the
size of one's hips not the shelf-like
ones of grandmother's times, but a
broad, curving line from waist to
With a plaid skirt like the illus
tration, a white silk shirt and a plain,
short coat will be worn.
By Berton Braley.
He was almost in reach of the goal,
He had pretty near captured the
When somebody came with the swift
ness of flame "
And snatched it from under his
He had run at the. top of his bent,
He had fought till the racing was
But he lost at the last as the winner
The fellow who Almost Won.
It's hard to be back in the bunch,
With never a chance In the race,
But it's worse to lose out when you've
gone the wrong route
When you've held to the heart
You may sigh for the men clear be
hind, You may shout to the winner,
But somehow to me there is deep
In-the Fellow Who Almost Won!
His Chief Clerk.
"Heersdat Hallhillanhenderson or-
'Peewizz, deyre fallinoff. 'Smat
ter?" "Time sdull, deysay."
"Butsufferm hemlock! Deyrour
"Spo aittis we gottersel goods!"
"Afewm ore rorderslike dissen,
".ueersnntnenco. . uey wantooc
"Deywanttit bad." '
vit." "Yuno weejus tookumawayfrum
"Yes senow deywanna gittintua
"Deygotta goodlinak reddit."
"Wei, lettemgittit wherdevgottit."
" "Bide erway, Brownswirin ferm
ore expen smunny."
"Gosh, wee pussenttima senchry.-
"Why rim, 'Nothindooin."
"AwrL Buteel gltsore anquit."
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