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the integrity of gentlemen with 361
lar marks on their clothes nowadays.
Still I'm content that it's so. I don't
want anybody to tell. It would be too
Jail is awful, ramafraid I will die
soon, here. Jail is jail, even if they
let you stay in the parlor. It's better
than a cell, I grant you, but Buch
dreamy golden oak furniture and
such bilious ingrain carpets as they
have. I can't bear it, I can't bear it
I just hate that nasty old judge.
And I just hate Mr. Mockorange, too,
now. Why couldn't he have kept his
fool mduth shut, saying things to
me that embarrass me so.
By Berton Braley.
It's "How do you do" to William,
But simply "Hello!" to Bill!
For William has stocks in his safety
While the riches of Bill are nil;
And William has might and power.
Which people are wary of,
So they sniile and bow to William
But penniless Bill they love!
It's "How do you dot " to William,
With something of fear and awe,
When we're face to face in the mar
Where gold is the chiefest law,
But the children and men and wo
men, They turn with a right good will
From work or play when he comes
And holler "Hello" to Bill!
It's "How do you do?" to William,
With the thought of his cash in
While not a stamp has Bill, the
We like him because we do!
Now had you your choice of greetings
Which one would meet your will?
The "How do you do?" for William
Or the simple "Hello!" for Bill?
WHO'S WHO IN THE'
Numbers, nearly all the great ac
tors of the day among her personal
Knows a lot about the philosophy
of life as well as the art of acting.
Just happened td take up her pres
ent work because it was a new thing,
and she was tired of every dLD thing.
Has some wonderful costumes and
wears 'em like a queen!
Carries her chin away up but never
looks DOWN on the other fellow.
Knbws London as well a she does
Eat lightly and simply, and at reg
ular hours.. Sleep enough; exercise
moderately; don't worry, drink plenty
of water and work a part of each day .
if you would be well and happy.
Combs to be sewed to women's
hats to keep them-In-place witfioiit
the use of pins have been patented in