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title: 'The Day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, December 13, 1913, LAST EDITION, Image 10',
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DAILY COMMENT ON PEOPLE AND THINGS
M. Odin, a French writer, is to
produce a play dealing with Adam
and Eve in the Garden of Eden.
If Eve wears that old- dress of hers
it won't interfere with a tango dance,
And the modern play can't very
well get along without a tango stunt.
Anyhow, there's a chance for a
display of genius on the part of the
costume designer for that play.
But which will be the star part?
The serpent? Or the apple?
No, Alex McCormick doesn't own
the County Hospital. It really be
longs to the people of Cook county;
although they may not know it.
Garry Herrmann says he doesn't
want money for Joe Tinker; he wants
All right, we'll give him a few
members of the Board of Education
and something to boot for Joe.
The members of that board are
not big leaguers, but some of them
are players, In a manner of speaking.
Now that the city is going to take
some sort of care of the unemployed,
why not run a real employment
agency and get jobs for them?
At the regular employment joints,
a man out of a job has to pay to
And many men who are out of jobs
are also out of money.
It's awfully expensive to be poor.
The Bible says: "To hiirj who hath
shall be given, and from him who
hath not shall be taken away," etc,
or words to that effect.
Something to it, boys, sure as you
Nix on that serum that kills love
germs and cures of love.
Who'n thunder wants to be cured
of the sweetest little ailment that
If it will cure love of self without
stepping on the toes of love for oth
ers, let 'er go, Gallagher. But not
the real thing.
I Don't abolish the free lunch, good
But have the Health Department
look it over now and then and chase
the germs, microbes, bacilli and other
The free lunch has helped many a
poor fellow out who hadn't enough to
tackle a restaurant.
And even men with dough will nib
ble at it and say: "Ain't it funny
they can't make things taste like that
Doctors have now discovered that
the cimex lectularius is an undesir
able citizen, because it carried germs,
microbes and things' around in its in
The everyday name of the Hon.
Cimex Lectularius is bedbug, the kind
that mother used to chase.
Shoop acts like a man who had his
teeth in that school job and was go
ing to hang on like grim death.
That Hammond girl who was used
for several big sensational newspaper
stories as the victim of the needle
fiend has turned up in Chicago hap
py as a clam and dancing the tango
with both feet and the rest of her.
Too bad to spoil a "good" story
in the scarlet press, but we've simply
got to tell the truth.
TO FILL GROSSCUP VACANCY
The Grosscup vacancy in the
United States Court of Appeals will
be filled within the next two months,
according to a report.
It is not known definitely who will
receive the appointment, although so
far William A. -Doyle of Springfield
has the strongest backing.
Judge Mack of the Commerce
Court, which goes out of existence
Jan. 1, will not receive a permanent
assignment, but will be held as a sub
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