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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, January 17, 1914, NOON EDITION, Image 5

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Persistent link: http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lccn/sn83045487/1914-01-17/ed-1/seq-5/

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are the two chief minerals obtained in
England?" A boy readily answered:
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he could make a pun on any sub
ject. "Well, then," said a friend,;
"make one on the king." "The king
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