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ADVFNTURES OF MR. MOUSE
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Hurrah! There is relief in sight for
boarding-house hash eaters.
Farm hand in Kansas has been
awarded $1,000 because he got indi
gestion after eating a boiled beef din
ner. If the wind wouldn't butt in, this
cold weather wouldn't be half bad.
We know it's chizzley all right
without the stiff breezes blowing it in
our faces every time we turn a cor
ner. . We hope the weather man sees
this and fixes it up with the fellow
who handles the blast bellows.
After a couple of weeks of good,
stiff winter we rise to remark, "We
love our winter, but oh you summer!"
The change from colonel to gover
nor won't change Goethals much, but
it reduces his salary $5,000.
What the dickens would you call
that, steppin' up or down? It all de
pends on the way you look at it.
Anyone who suggests that Texas
may count those 5,000 Mexican refu
gees in her next census has a mean
Ex-President Billinghurst of Peru!
This sounds good. Not because Billy
is an ex, but because there's one for
eign ex whose name we can get into
the paper without busting a linotype
Musician in New York park and
pier hands have been found blowing
Leave it to Little O' New York to
find some way to get something for
The funeral march for the voting
machines will be "Go Way Back And
Sit Down." Flowers, please!
Since it has been suggested that a
skull and, crossbones label be-placed j
on booze bottles, some enterprising
saloon man nv'ght adopt the design
and copyright it.
If Huprta could have gotten -that
$90,000,000 loan from Paris that
Prussia just got well, he might feel
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Tunics will be seen on almost every
costume, and the new gingham wash
dresses of plain and plaid will be