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DAILY CdMMENT ON
When the frgst is-ri the window
and the stiow fe-jpii he. ground, we
all are kinda wishin' for .summer to
come 'round. ' -
When the mercury's hittin ninety
and we're sweatih' like the deuce, we
all wish 'hard for winter, but, say
folks, what's the use?
Let's all take what we get and quit
kickin' about it.
We'd like to meet the fellow who
wrote, "I'm Satisfied With Life!"
Southern California is promised 20
cent eggs in two- weeks. Then thf
waiters will be. yelling, "Ham and
Eggs" instead of "Ham and Egg."
And speaking of eggs scientists
claim that the chicken, comes from
the egg and the egg comes from the
chicken but. forget it. a dozen other
people have asked where things I
That Long Beach, Cal.t girl who
tried to rush the season and wore a
bustle under, '.her bathing suit ought
to know better.
Wonder if she grabbed off a tip we
printed the other day and made that
bustle a cork one Don't laugh
that's a stern proposition.
We've smoked 4,090,000,000 cigars
and 8,711,000,000 cigarets in the last
six months. That is, we of this na
tion. And that is no pipe dream
Now, it is proposed to have dining
cars on the New York subway.
What's the matter with having
sleepers. on some of our little Windy
City surface lines.
A big freight car fitted with hard
wood floors, on which passengers can
tango, will be part of a special train
from Chicago to New Orleans Mardi
We're going right down and camp
out by one of the sharp curves on the
Can you" imagine the tango special)
swerving suddenly when some of the
dancers are in the midst of the Texas
PEOPLE AND THINGS
Tommy, the Hesitation or the
Three men were caught in a flood
out in California and Prank Chance
saved 'em all.
By golly, he's batting 1.000 before
the season opens.
Yes, there are cops, and cops. One
kind is thesort that wrench a young
girl's arm because there is no one
on hand to stop him. Certain cops
on duty in front of Henrici's please
Wonder who will be the first cam
paign speaker this spring. "Now, is
the time for all good men to come to
the aid of their party?"
It hadn't ought to be long now be
fore we will have all the aldermanic
candidates looking down at us from
posters in store windows.
TAKE HIM FOR KIDNAPING
Lansing, Mich., Feb. 20. Gov. Fer
ris honored requisition papers for
Richard O'Grady, wanted in Green
Bay, Wis,, on charge of kidnaping,
preferred by Clement Hubel,. member
of Western Federation of Miners, who
charges that O'Grady forcibly detain
ed him in a Green Bay hotel and took
him across to Houghton so that he
might be compelled to testify before
the Houghton county grand jury.
REGISTERED MAIL 'STOLEN'
Birmingham, Ala Feb, 20. Gang
of bandits boarded the Queen & Cres
cent passenger train No. 1, bound
from New York to New Orleans, and
escaped with four sacks of registered
mail said to contain $40,0001 The
chief mail clerk was stabbed when he
Teacher Now, children, can you
tell me what are the national flowers
of England Class Roses. Teach
er And France? Class Lilies.
Teacher And Spain? Silence for a
minute then small voice at back of
the 'schoolroom Bulrushes, ma'am.