"A BALLYHOO WEDDING"
Alas, Miss DilFpickles. Seems. Doomed Never to Marry Not Even a Freak
ahd'Not Even in Fun! ,
"The Fat Girl LaUrfched'Herself at Me Like aSteam Roller and Snatched -
' - : Away the; Bridegroom." -
By Fred Schaefer.
Such a big crowd, thjonged the la
door Street Fair to witness my mock
marriage to the dwarf, "that even the
Human Eel had trouble .worming
himself through to give away the
bride. Mr. Kiester, having donned a'
silk' Kelly and a Prince Isaac cdat,'
lined us up, prepared to solemnize'
the event by reading out of at tele?
phone directory amid a riot of cpn
fetti and the din of horns and
.spuawkers.. Admiral Atom, all lit up 1
for the occasion and his brass but-5
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