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DAILY COMMENT ON
When you begin to worry, fret and
kick about the "terrible" streak of
weather that has hit us just stop and
look at what the rest of the coun
try has drawn
Guess we are not picked on by the
weather man so much.
Now comes forth the news that
several sentimental valentines have
been taken seriously and breach of
nromise suits threaten.
Soon folks wHI be working for a
. safe and sane. St. Valentine's day.
Looks as if the recall might pos
sibly have reformatory effects.
There is a good chance of Hi Gill's
getting back on the job as mayor of
Seattle, Wash., from which position
he was recently recalled.
Hi, at the time of his ousting, start
ed a fight to get foack on the job so
that his son, who is fast becoming a
man, would'not be reminded that'his
father tried to be mayor and fell
It's a wise man who takes the right
road for the sake of his son.
John D. says he, doesn't want to
say anything when he is .asked about
his flight .from Cleveland;,
Maybe Uawn means that' he doesn't
want to PiVY anything.
Look out for storms in Indiana.
LaPorte plana to have a policewqjnan
to censor clothes women wear on
Oh, what a chance for some un
popular female to get square!
Johnathan Katsowitie Damoscovit
stihkyyitch, aged 38; of Stockton,
CaL, 'aslis the court to shorten his
After thirty-eight years of that
name, the poor fellow is perfectly
justified in wanting it cut, to just
plain John Dam.
And it would well answer for the
whole Dam family, too.
In that babies ball at Coronado
Beach, Cal., only 100 out of 800 men
and women attending had nerve to
show their shanks in babies' clothes. ,
PEOPLE AND THINGS
The other seven hundred just .
couldn't bare to do it.
See! What's the use of being of
royalty. It doesn't save you from the
ills of man.
Crown Prince Frederick William of
Germany has just got over the
mumpg and is now down with ton
silitis. Don't let the measles spot
Pres. Wilson says he is not in the
habit of talking when he has nothing
Now isn't it too bad that politicians
can't say the same thing?
T. R. gave a turtle to the Bronx, N.
Y., zoo. Perhaps he means that as a
warning that he's coming back slow
ly, on a turtle's back, after going out
swiftly on a bull moose.
Revenge! There g strong talk
about men's coats buttoning down
. But cheer up, woming folks, we be
lieve it is rumored about for the pur
pose of frightening you.
Eastern man complains that his
wife- has left him thirteen times.
Should think he would be rather
skeered! If he is at. all suspicious
thirteen is an unlucky number she
inight-cqme back again.
DID CHfl'EYER HEHR
THHT NAMED HIS
IT CREW SO?