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HiS HURRY UP ORDER
"Eliminate the eggs, waiter," .or
dered hurried man at breakfast.
"orry, sir, but we only have them
scrambled, fried and boiled."
"My Wijd Deer,'' is the way women
letter-writers have been addressing a'
Los Angeles lawyer. Wouldn't that jar
your judicial temperament, if you
were a lawyer?
IF SHE ONLY COULD
The house of real mirth is the
house in which the accommodating
wife laughs at all her husband's
Wait until jrandpa-to-be-maybe
Roosevelt gets home and finds that
Grandpa Bryan has six grand-children!
Look out for the big stick,
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