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The day book. (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, March 18, 1914, NOON EDITION, Image 9

Image and text provided by University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign Library, Urbana, IL

Persistent link: http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lccn/sn83045487/1914-03-18/ed-1/seq-9/

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THERE YOlf
AGA1H, READING.
WITHOUT VhUR. ASfS '
YOU KNOW WHAT THE
OPTICAN SAft !
now you -Pur twsm
ON QUICK !
r Positively
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THCY MAKE Je LOOK
Like a CHKeser -
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You ser THROUGH
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OUT TUB McK
HiS HURRY UP ORDER
"Eliminate the eggs, waiter," .or
dered hurried man at breakfast.
"orry, sir, but we only have them
scrambled, fried and boiled."
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"My Wijd Deer,'' is the way women
letter-writers have been addressing a'
Los Angeles lawyer. Wouldn't that jar
your judicial temperament, if you
were a lawyer?
IF SHE ONLY COULD
The house of real mirth is the
house in which the accommodating
wife laughs at all her husband's
jokes.
Wait until jrandpa-to-be-maybe
Roosevelt gets home and finds that
Grandpa Bryan has six grand-children!
Look out for the big stick,
Nick!

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