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0AIDY-COMMENT ON PEOPLE AND THINGS-
By this time- Champ Clark and
Willyum Hearse ought to just about
linow where they stand.
Or where they lie.
They have taken an awful fall.
And they fit very nicely today as a
couple of April Fool jokes, in regard
to the Panama tolls deal.
Fate must be telling them, "I toll
- Major Bifnkhouser sot a kick in
the slats from Chief Gleason.
Looks like a case of the censor be
We can almost hear Bunk wailing
to the policewomen: "It's your fault,
Spring is here with a smash! Guess
we better say April Fool!
IAt last our little friend the Inter-
C-cean is on the for sale list. Sorry,
hut we can't use it.
yudge Petit proposes a law which
;ould make marriage and divorce
.much more difficult.
Considering the number of cases
tha&'Judges have acted on in the
aivorce court m tne past year, mat
fi6rt,of a law listens well.
ThJs!trial marriage stuff isn't doing
a 'tiling to happiness. And goodness
knows we all can use all the happi
ness we can get.
We have all noticed the new cars
that have been put on the Kedzie line.
"And they weer bragged of as hav
ing bully ventilation.
Well, something went amiss Wed
nesday morning on one of 'em. The
only way we can rightly eexpress It
la -the air was rotten.
Passengers were packed in like
burger cheese in a crock and the
through poor ventilation, was
about the same.
.There is ah air fan in front of these
'eWCars, but the blame fan wasn't
gpuet 'em Tixeai
Family Entrance" signs have
irfed to come down. All right, let
'em come, as longas no one is under.
John, Cox hit his wife with a skillet
because her pancakes were no good.
Get the axe! Our wjfe made a
lemon pie last week.
Wow! Experts have come across
with some more suggestions for the
Why the dickens didn't they do
that garbage arguing in the -winter
Everything thaws out in the spring
time and the stockyards smell is bad
A. V I v
"I beg your pardon,'' said the re
porter, "but are you Mr. Spudde, the
"Yes, but I don't like that term
replied the magnate, testily. "Oil
kings and cattle kings are the like
are so common. Call me a potaton-tate."'
Judge Have you ever "seen the
prisoner at the bar?
"Witness Never, your honor r but
I've seen him when I strongly sus
pected he'd been at it.